Nico

In need of a seat on the bus or the train? Fret not, because SBS Transit cares for you! They’ve reserved seats on their buses and trains for some special categories of people. So you’re gonna be guaranteed a seat if you are:

 a) A pregnant woman with kids

 b) A fat woman with a beer gut

 c) A man with a coffee cup

 d) A man suffering from erectile dysfunction

Do you have a seat reserved for you???

So if you’re on the bus and you don’t have a seat reserved for you, you may wish to alight the bus. However, you may only do so in the event of an emergency…